Store

Beatnik Turtle's music is available at CDBaby.com, Spotify, Apple Music, and a gazillion digital retailers including "the iTunes", Amazon, and more. They also have merchandise for sale too. What's a rock band without a t-shirt?

Discography

Beatnik Turtle has released 20 albums (including 1 live album), 1 EP, and 1 Single.

Santa Doesn't Like You (Extended Mix) (2019)
Santa still doesn't like you, but that shouldn't stop you from treating yourself to the extended, remixed & remastered version of the single from the classic Un-Holiday album, Santa Doesn't Like You.

	The Best of The Song Of The Day (2014) [CDBaby] [iTunes] A double album packed with 44 of the best and most popular geek-rock songs from Beatnik Turtle's TheSongOfTheDay.com project -- revisited, remixed, and remastered.
	When I Was Your Age (2009) [CDBaby] [iTunes] Remember being a kid? Eating cereal, going to school, getting bullied, and wondering "are we there yet?". "When I Was Your Age" is a fun, geek rock look back on growing up when phones were attached to walls and video games were dots and lines.
	Sham Rock (2008) [CDBaby] [iTunes] No penny whistles. No mandolins. No fiddles. Just 13 Irish pub songs cranked to "11". Big drums. Huge horns. Loud Guitars. Finalist for Best Celtic Album, 2009 JPFolks Music Awards.
	Pizza: The Rock Opera (EP) (2008) [Dude, get your Pizza MP3 for free!] Beatnik Turtle's 10-minute opus chronicling one man's struggle to order pizza.
	TheSongOfTheDay.com 12 Album Set (2008) [Available at CDBaby, Amazon, iTunes, and more] All 365 songs released at TheSongOfTheDay.com from January 1, 2007 through December 31st, 2007. Big songs, small songs, instrumentals, and more! Enjoy 14 hours, 57 minutes, and 22 seconds of genre-crossing music rooted in Beatnik Turtle's horn-powered geek rock sound.
	All In A Day's Work (2007) [CDBaby] [iTunes] 16 fun and energetic pop-rock tunes about work and technology. Topics include working retail; I.T. Departments; interns; blogs; the ubiquitous bagged lunch; Google; consultants; and "sleepworking" through life.
	Thanks For Coming Out: Beatnik Turtle Live! (2006) [CDBaby] [iTunes] Hear Beatnik Turtle live on stage! Contains 17 live versions of Beatnik Turtle songs including "Were All These Beer Cans Here Last Night?", "Cube Farm", and "Pop Tarts & A Pack of Smokes."
	The Cheapass Album (2004) [CDBaby] [iTunes] Beatnik Turtle's most Cheapass album yet! 11 songs about or inspired by the off-beat, quirky board and card games of Cheapass Games.
	Santa Doesn't Like You (2002) [CDBaby] [iTunes] 14 "Un-Holiday" classics as featured on Dr. Demento and at the world-famous Second City.
	What We've Got (2001) [CDBaby] [iTunes] Beatnik Turtle's first and only debut album. Includes live show favorites "Pop Tarts & A Pack of Smokes", "I Lost My Glasses in Canada", and "High Horse (Jesus, Won't You Come Out & Play?".

The Complete TheSongOfTheDay.com 12-Album Set 

Get all 365 songs released at TheSongOfTheDay.com from January 1, 2007 through December 31st, 2007. Big songs, small songs, instrumentals, and more! Enjoy 14 hours, 57 minutes, and 22 seconds of genre-crossing music rooted in Beatnik Turtle's horn-powered geek rock sound.